Autograph Hunter Pillows

Librarian signing her memoirs with stamp.

Pawns take their picture with the king.

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'OOOH can i have your autograph please Tom?!' 'YEAH me to please Tom, me to!' CEILING FANS

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Celebrities on wheels - author's book signings.

'It's not for myself, you understand.'

"Don't shoot - I only want Brian Cox's autograph..."

Meet the Author

Beckham signing referees shirt.

Meeting your Idol (Girl crying after meeting Lee Ryan from Blue).

'Does anybody want my autograph?'

"Boy, do I have an autograph album to show you?!"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Sign my yearbook?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

"There's more inside."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

Signing cage.