Autograph Hunter Pillows

Librarian signing her memoirs with stamp.

Pawns take their picture with the king.

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'OOOH can i have your autograph please Tom?!' 'YEAH me to please Tom, me to!' CEILING FANS

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Celebrities on wheels - author's book signings.

'It's not for myself, you understand.'

Meet the Author

Meeting your Idol (Girl crying after meeting Lee Ryan from Blue).

'Does anybody want my autograph?'

"Boy, do I have an autograph album to show you?!"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

"There's more inside."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'I'm sorry, but I can't tell you which room the star basketball player is recovering in.'

The Bible, signed copy.

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

Signing cage.

Signed Baseball - Scientists,