Autograph Enthusiast Pillows

'OOOH can i have your Autograph please Tom?!' Man: 'YEAH me Too please Tom, me Too!' Ceiling Fans.

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

It suddenly dawned on Horace that his $500 autographed football was not authentic.

'Right, now where do I sign?'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Sign my yearbook?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

Meet the Author

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Europa takes a selfie

Doulton Canada Geese

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

Modeling gig

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.