Autograph Enthusiast Gifts

'OOOH can i have your Autograph please Tom?!' Man: 'YEAH me Too please Tom, me Too!' Ceiling Fans.

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

It suddenly dawned on Horace that his $500 autographed football was not authentic.

'Right, now where do I sign?'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

Meet the Author

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

Doulton Canada Geese

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

Europa takes a selfie

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

Modeling gig

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

Signed Baseball - Scientists,