Autograph Hunters Gifts

Hillary Potter- Hillary Clintons book comes out at the same time as Harry Potter.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Sign my yearbook?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

"Caricatures $20"

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Meet the Author

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

"This painting, we're sorry to say, is pure trash."

Signing cage.

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

The Bible, signed copy.

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'I'm sorry, but I can't tell you which room the star basketball player is recovering in.'

"He loves to give autographs!"

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

"Just sign it 'To the Lucky High Bidder.'"