Celebrity Autograph Hunter Gifts

'I got you three new autographs in the prison yard today... an NFL and NBA player, plus a movie star!'

Present from Washington.

STRIP *The Fan * Cantona's jockstrap bought at auction

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Sign my yearbook?"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

Meet the Author

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Restraining orders from the stars.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

The Bible, signed copy.

Signing cage.

'I'm sorry, but I can't tell you which room the star basketball player is recovering in.'

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

"Just sign it 'To the Lucky High Bidder.'"

'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.'

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"