Quirky Autograph Hunter Gifts

'I can't say that I have a specific interest in presidents or scientists. What have you got in the way of autographs by short, obnoxious autocratic bosses?'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Sign my yearbook?"

(Camel paintings)

Romantic Giraffes

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

A Tumble Cow

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

Meet the Author

'I think we should cut back on the tranquilizers.'

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

Elton John

Mouse returns home from work.

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Alabama Traffic Jam

Clone Factory

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

Split the last one?

Catman

'I had a cough at the time!'

Hammer and Anvil.

"My method of painting is pointillism."

Casting in the swamp.

Decaying corpse

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

"I'm a stable genius!"