Godly Autograph Enthusiast Gifts

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

Meet the Author

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

The Bible, signed copy.

'I'm sorry, but I can't tell you which room the star basketball player is recovering in.'

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

Signing cage.

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

"He loves to give autographs!"

"Just sign it 'To the Lucky High Bidder.'"

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

'Meet the Author!'

Meet the First-time Novelist....