Godly Autograph Enthusiast Pillows

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Sign my yearbook?"

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

Meet the Author

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

The Bible, signed copy.

'I'm sorry, but I can't tell you which room the star basketball player is recovering in.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

Signing cage.

"He loves to give autographs!"

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

"Just sign it 'To the Lucky High Bidder.'"

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

'Meet the Author!'