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The Bible, signed copy.

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Meet the Author

'Okay - who leaked?'

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

'I'm sorry, but I can't tell you which room the star basketball player is recovering in.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

Signing cage.

"He loves to give autographs!"

"Just sign it 'To the Lucky High Bidder.'"

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

Put it in writing!

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

'But what if the author doesn't want to meet us?'

'I already have a dozen different spellings of Master Will's signature.'