Divine Autograph Hunters Mugs

The Bible, signed copy.

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Meet the Author

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

'Okay - who leaked?'

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

Signing cage.

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'I'm sorry, but I can't tell you which room the star basketball player is recovering in.'

"Just sign it 'To the Lucky High Bidder.'"

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

"He loves to give autographs!"

Put it in writing!

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

'I already have a dozen different spellings of Master Will's signature.'

'But what if the author doesn't want to meet us?'