Angelic Autograph Seekers Mugs

"Oh, we do this for every posthumous release."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

The Assumption of Mary

Angel playing music

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

The Angel's Share

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

The Bible, signed copy.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'I got you three new autographs in the prison yard today... an NFL and NBA player, plus a movie star!'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

I have some really bad news for you.

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

"Sorry, we're all out harps. . . supply chain issues. How are you on a kazoo?"

A season for Santas

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

Football

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Death of the pope.

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

Present from Washington.

Heaven - Under New Management.

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

'I see my wife made it in.'

"They hold up my halo!"

Angel changing a star lightbulb

Notice -To the Naughty Cloud

"All I got was this participation ribbon."