Angelic Autograph Hunter Mugs

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

The Assumption of Mary

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

The Angel's Share

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

The Bible, signed copy.

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'I miss the evildoers.'

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

'I got you three new autographs in the prison yard today... an NFL and NBA player, plus a movie star!'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

"Sorry, we're all out harps. . . supply chain issues. How are you on a kazoo?"

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Present from Washington.

A season for Santas

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Angel with a lollipop.

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

Death of the pope.

Heaven - Under New Management.

'This is as far as I can go. I was only playing dead.'

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,