Angelic Autograph Hunter Prints

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

Angel playing music

The Angel's Share

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

The Bible, signed copy.

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'I miss the evildoers.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"Sorry, we're all out harps. . . supply chain issues. How are you on a kazoo?"

A season for Santas

Death of the pope.

Angel with a lollipop.

Present from Washington.

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Heaven - Under New Management.

'This is as far as I can go. I was only playing dead.'

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

"According to one of the reviews on Trip Adviser the beds aren't very good."