Angelic Autograph Seekers Prints

"Oh, we do this for every posthumous release."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

The Angel's Share

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

The Bible, signed copy.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

"Sorry, we're all out harps. . . supply chain issues. How are you on a kazoo?"

Football

Present from Washington.

Death of the pope.

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

A season for Santas

Heaven - Under New Management.

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

"They hold up my halo!"

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo