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"Oh, we do this for every posthumous release."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

The Angel's Share

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

The Bible, signed copy.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

"Sorry, we're all out harps. . . supply chain issues. How are you on a kazoo?"

Football

Present from Washington.

Death of the pope.

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

A season for Santas

Heaven - Under New Management.

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

"They hold up my halo!"

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo