Angelic Collector Mugs

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Angel playing music

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

"Look what we found yesterday when we were cleaning out the attic."

"Mom is pretty certain I'm on my third guardian angel by now."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'Nobody told me anything about pre-registraton!'

Bag for Life Collection Point.

"Sorry, we're all out harps. . . supply chain issues. How are you on a kazoo?"

Corporate Entertainment Area

Death of the pope.

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

Heaven - Under New Management.

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo