Angel Collecting Mugs

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Some guy brought me this little origami angel. I think it was a bribe, but it's cute."

"Great funeral!"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'This is way better than a litter box.'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."