Autograph Seeker Gifts

Signing cage.

'I'm sorry, but I can't tell you which room the star basketball player is recovering in.'

"Would you sign this for me?"

"I see you met the author."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'Hmmm... Why do I think I shouldn't be here for an autograph?'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Me signing it doesn't make it a better read.'

"That's his secretary."

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

"His fan mail keeps ten secretaries busy. Writing it!"

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Meet the Author

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

"Can I borrow a pen?"

The Bible, signed copy.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"He loves to give autographs!"

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'