Autograph Seeker Gifts

Signing cage.

'I'm sorry, but I can't tell you which room the star basketball player is recovering in.'

"Would you sign this for me?"

"I see you met the author."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Books. Meet the Bestselling Author of Handwriting Analysis Books. What you mean you won't be signing any copies?

Sports Memorabilia. It's not an autograph. It's a drawing scribbled by Mickey Mantle. A Yankee doodle!

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'Hmmm... Why do I think I shouldn't be here for an autograph?'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Me signing it doesn't make it a better read.'

"That's his secretary."

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

"His fan mail keeps ten secretaries busy. Writing it!"

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Sign my yearbook?"

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Meet the Author

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

"Can I borrow a pen?"

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'