Celebrity Autograph Seeker Gifts

Man to rock star: 'Could you sign this CD please? It's not for me, it's to sell on eBay.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Sign my yearbook?"

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Meet the Author

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Restraining orders from the stars.

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"Can I borrow a pen?"

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Signing cage.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'I'm sorry, but I can't tell you which room the star basketball player is recovering in.'

The Bible, signed copy.

'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.'

Horatio T. Osborn, born 1787, died 1852, greatness thrust upon him 1825.

"Just sign it 'To the Lucky High Bidder.'"

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"