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'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"Caricatures $20"

Meet the Author

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"This painting, we're sorry to say, is pure trash."

The Bible, signed copy.

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

'I'm sorry, but I can't tell you which room the star basketball player is recovering in.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

Signing cage.

"He loves to give autographs!"

"Just sign it 'To the Lucky High Bidder.'"

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'