Autographs Pillows

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

'It's not for myself, you understand.'

'I can't say that I have a specific interest in presidents or scientists. What have you got in the way of autographs by short, obnoxious autocratic bosses?'

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Sign my yearbook?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Meet the Author

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

3:00 pm - Meet the author

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Meet the Authors

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'