Autographs Pillows

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

'It's not for myself, you understand.'

'I can't say that I have a specific interest in presidents or scientists. What have you got in the way of autographs by short, obnoxious autocratic bosses?'

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Meet the Author

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

3:00 pm - Meet the author

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Meet the Authors

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

Signing cage.

'I'm sorry, but I can't tell you which room the star basketball player is recovering in.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'