Autograph Athlete Pillows

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Good game."

I like the Jets...I guess

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Sign my yearbook?"

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Yearbook

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Bullseye!

Saving a Heart

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

A married couple share the same pole vault.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'