Digital Autograph Collectors Pillows

"I requested an autograph via email and he sent me his digital signature as an attachment."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Sign my yearbook?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Meet the Author

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

'I'm sorry, but I can't tell you which room the star basketball player is recovering in.'

Signing cage.

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

The Bible, signed copy.

"Just sign it 'To the Lucky High Bidder.'"

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

"He loves to give autographs!"

"That's two days after you were born."

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"