Autobiography Addict Pillows

Meet The Pill-Popper

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Television Readers.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

Book market

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

The book that will not be denied!

'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

Reading room

TV vs Reading

'Should I file this under fict or faction?'

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

'We won't publish your book 'The Life of a mayfly: An Autobiography' because it's only a page long!'

"Joyce Carol Oates seems to have no trouble coming out with book after book."

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

Tony Blair and Blairwash.

"Walter Thruggins, My Life as a Pensions Adviser."

'Contains complete text of original hard cover edition and much more!'

"So- how go the formative years?"

'Meet the Author!'