Autobiography Addict Prints

Meet The Pill-Popper

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Television Readers.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"It's my autobiography. I call it, 'I Married Her For Her Money, And Other Gross Miscalculations'."

Book market

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

The book that will not be denied!

'Should I file this under fict or faction?'

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

TV vs Reading

Reading room

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

'We won't publish your book 'The Life of a mayfly: An Autobiography' because it's only a page long!'

"Joyce Carol Oates seems to have no trouble coming out with book after book."

Tony Blair and Blairwash.

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

'Contains complete text of original hard cover edition and much more!'

When I was in jail, I passed the time by writing my autobiography. I took certain liberties with some of the characters. For instance, you appear in the later chapters

"Walter Thruggins, My Life as a Pensions Adviser."

"I stole a smart car and it took me straight to the police department."