Reading Political Biographies Pillows

John F. Kennedy

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

"It's my autobiography. I call it, 'I Married Her For Her Money, And Other Gross Miscalculations'."

Worst decision of all time, cont'd.

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"Gracie, Frida Kahlo was a controversial figure... She was a strong independent woman...but she also had the courage to be different and unique."

'I'm studying how other geniuses handled creative blocks.'

Critcism

"I feel bad about Nora Ephron's neck."

The Art of the Possible

Jeff Sessions

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Romy Schneider

"Hang in there, Boys! Our dear leader will be here soon to pardon us..."

"My name is Jose Hernandez, and my story begins when my parents moved from Mexico to the United States to work the fields. I would find my own special calling."

Tweed makes a Mockery of the Supreme Court

1867 Reform Act: 'Fagin's Political School'

An Arm and a Leg.

Biography - Authorized/Unauthorized.

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

"You're okay for a guy who comes across as such a jerk in his biopic."

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

A Man of Faith

India kicks out Uncle Sam.

Disraeli Cements his Leadership over Conservatives

'I have libertarian impulses.'

James Boswell

Misery lit...

William Hague as Churchill.

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

"After practicing dermatology every day, maybe you should try branching out from those warts-and-all biographies."

Presidents of France