Reading Biographies Gifts

"It's a good sign that they asked for Milton Friedman's biography."

'I'd love to be in Who's Who.'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

John F. Kennedy

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

Fifty Shades of Gray

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"It's my autobiography. I call it, 'I Married Her For Her Money, And Other Gross Miscalculations'."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

"Gracie, Frida Kahlo was a controversial figure... She was a strong independent woman...but she also had the courage to be different and unique."

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

'I'm studying how other geniuses handled creative blocks.'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

"I feel bad about Nora Ephron's neck."

Biographies. Don Rickles for Dummies

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

'Oh no! Political memoirs!'

Ilyasah Shabazz

Rudy, I loved your memoir. It was fascinating. The way you overcame huge odds to invent the computer. How you went on to protect us from government surveillance. You know none of it's true. The way you swore yourself to humility. People so want to believe a good story.

"You're okay for a guy who comes across as such a jerk in his biopic."

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

"My name is Jose Hernandez, and my story begins when my parents moved from Mexico to the United States to work the fields. I would find my own special calling."