Reading Biographies Gifts

"It's a good sign that they asked for Milton Friedman's biography."

'I'd love to be in Who's Who.'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

John F. Kennedy

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

Fifty Shades of Gray

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

"I feel bad about Nora Ephron's neck."

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

'Oh no! Political memoirs!'

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

Cat reading Rommel biography.

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'