Biographies Gifts

Public library - deep end, shallow end.

"I feel bad about Nora Ephron's neck."

"After practicing dermatology every day, maybe you should try branching out from those warts-and-all biographies."

'My life is based on a true story.'

'I have decided to step down to be a position to accept any offers to star in a movie about me.'

KENNEDY BOOKSTORE.

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Stig of the dump.

Fidel Castro's Memoirs

Unfortunately, former boxing pro Ricky Bagarre could never make it to write his autobiography.

Who's Who and Who Cares.

Library: cars...autobiography.

"My name is Jose Hernandez, and my story begins when my parents moved from Mexico to the United States to work the fields. I would find my own special calling."

"I didn't learn to speak English until I was 12. But I knew I had to do well in school."

"How could she do this? Salma Hayek has ruined 'Frida'! It's the movie I've waited my entire life to see! Now I'll never set foot in that theater!"

"It's about Henry Ford."

Misery lit...

My Life as a Troll

Mary Seacole

"This one is for selling video game rights for my life story."

"It's my autobiography. I call it, 'I Married Her For Her Money, And Other Gross Miscalculations'."

"The first rule of celebrity biography is write about who you know."

Famous People You Thought Were Already Dead

"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"

Obama's Top Shelf Tastes

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

Reading a biography makes me feel like a surgeon. I'm holding a person's life in my hands.

I'm finishing my memoirs. There's a chapter about us. What us? There was never any us. It's just a memoir. I have some artistic license. Do you want to be my wife or just my doting longtime girlfriend? Some people can't stand seeing their lives in print.

Randy, this whole thing with my memoirs is so strange. I wrote things that are obviously totally inflated. But no one seems to care. They're eating up the story. They want to believe. I liked the part where you killed the terrorists with mind control. No! I killed ants with a magnifying glass.

Today's special guest: Rudy Park. Author of the bestselling memoir iMac Therefore I Am. Raised by rabid chimps in the desert, Rudy went on to invent the computer, and date Paris Hilton. Such an inspiring tale, young man. I made it all up. And so honest, too. Let me come clean!

Books. Information. Can you pick out a good biography for me to read? Let me get this straight, you want me to "Get a Life" for you?

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

Books: Biographies (The inside story). Nature (The outside story).

"You're okay for a guy who comes across as such a jerk in his biopic."

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'