Biography Gifts

"I've forgotten what I want to be remembered for."

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

My Spam Sketchbook

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Margaret Drabble.

Clinton titles his book.

Books about Me

"This is my favorite area. Every one here has been the subject of a hagiography."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

They hated me.

Larry's used art

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Madonna of the Pukes.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.