Autobiographies Gifts

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

'Check out the glowing biography of me on Wikipedia. I wrote it myself.'

'How could a man who seduced a hundred and thirty-two women find the time to write a twelve-volume memoir?'

"'GameBoy: A Memoir of Addiction', by Ronald Markowitz."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"Arthur and I both like books with unreliable narrators. The problem is that he only reads nonfiction."

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

Books: Success stories & Sob stories.

'I was looking for a book, and then I found a book and heaven knows I'm miserable now.'

'He confessed to reading George Bush's memoirs.'

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Misery lit...

Kiss and tell book

'I don't like biographies. The hero always dies in the end.'

'My whole life to date catalogued - so when I pop my clogs, those who follow will know what they are chucking away <tsk>.'

Autobiographer holds up a mirror to his face.

Stig of the dump.

'It's my suicide note. Chapter 147.'

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

"So has lockdown Larry got a title yet for his long awaited autobiography?!!"

"Done rather well for ourselves, Eh, Dr Simion!?"

"Your life's story lacks a protagonist."

"He likes spies and big shots."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Ilyasah Shabazz

That bestseller you let me 'borrow'

"Surely they can't all be tell-alls..."

I keep meaning to write my memoirs, but I never get around to it. It's your "oughta" biography!

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

Meet The Pill-Popper

'I'm writing a sequel to my autobiography.'

'I'm writing a sequel to my autobiography.'

Christy Brown.

The Vanity of Autobiography