Autobiography Artist Gifts

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"I called for you creative people because I feel it's time to begin my autobiography."

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

Ilyasah Shabazz

'Oh no! Political memoirs!'

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

'We won't publish your book 'The Life of a mayfly: An Autobiography' because it's only a page long!'

Misery lit...

Tony Blair and Blairwash.

'I'm thinking of doing an illustrated memoir.'

"That's not a Tracey Emin - that is Tracey Emin."

"Walter Thruggins, My Life as a Pensions Adviser."

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

Public library - deep end, shallow end.

'Meet the Author!'

"So- how go the formative years?"

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

'How could a man who seduced a hundred and thirty-two women find the time to write a twelve-volume memoir?'