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"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"It's my autobiography. I call it, 'I Married Her For Her Money, And Other Gross Miscalculations'."

"I called for you creative people because I feel it's time to begin my autobiography."

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

'Oh no! Political memoirs!'

Ilyasah Shabazz

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

'We won't publish your book 'The Life of a mayfly: An Autobiography' because it's only a page long!'

"Walter Thruggins, My Life as a Pensions Adviser."

"That's not a Tracey Emin - that is Tracey Emin."

'I'm thinking of doing an illustrated memoir.'

Misery lit...

Tony Blair and Blairwash.

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

When I was in jail, I passed the time by writing my autobiography. I took certain liberties with some of the characters. For instance, you appear in the later chapters

Public library - deep end, shallow end.

"So- how go the formative years?"

'Meet the Author!'

'How could a man who seduced a hundred and thirty-two women find the time to write a twelve-volume memoir?'