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A Winter's Day by Mary Lou Fleckner

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"I found your memoir totally believable until the part at the end where I agree to publish it."

'I read your new story earlier.'

"That's not a Tracey Emin - that is Tracey Emin."

'How are the memoirs coming along?'

Books about Me

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

My Spam Sketchbook

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"I called for you creative people because I feel it's time to begin my autobiography."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

"I feel bad about Nora Ephron's neck."

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

Ilyasah Shabazz

'Oh no! Political memoirs!'

Cat reading Rommel biography.

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

"You're okay for a guy who comes across as such a jerk in his biopic."

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