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"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"I found your memoir totally believable until the part at the end where I agree to publish it."

'I read your new story earlier.'

"That's not a Tracey Emin - that is Tracey Emin."

'How are the memoirs coming along?'

Books about Me

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

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Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

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'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

"It's my autobiography. I call it, 'I Married Her For Her Money, And Other Gross Miscalculations'."

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"I called for you creative people because I feel it's time to begin my autobiography."

'I'm studying how other geniuses handled creative blocks.'

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

"I feel bad about Nora Ephron's neck."

Ilyasah Shabazz

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"My name is Jose Hernandez, and my story begins when my parents moved from Mexico to the United States to work the fields. I would find my own special calling."

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'