Biography T-Shirts

"I've forgotten what I want to be remembered for."

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

My Spam Sketchbook

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

He's Moved On

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...Danae heard about Mark Twain's autobiography being published 100 years after his death and it gave her an idea to take it a step further...'

Margaret Drabble.

Clinton titles his book.

Books about Me

"This is my favorite area. Every one here has been the subject of a hagiography."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

They hated me.

Larry's used art

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Great Chinese Dynasties

'C'mon get it straight.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Madonna of the Pukes.