Celebrity Biography Collector Prints

'Meet the Author!'

Marilyn Monroe's secret diary

Cariactures

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

Elizabeth II

Robert Charles Durman Mitchum caricature

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

Misery lit...

'The walrus wasn't Paul! It was really me, Murray! And I think it's high time the world knew the truth!'

Public library - deep end, shallow end.

'How could a man who seduced a hundred and thirty-two women find the time to write a twelve-volume memoir?'

'Notice how business is up 200% since putting up that sign.'

Celebrity Books.

"Hmm....who's this tall drink of water?"

For Sale - The rights to my story.

'You're messing with my head.'

Woody Harrelson

Oprah talks in her sleep...

Reference: Who's Who/Who Cares

"He and Carruthers are both doing biographies of Tolstoy, and it's a race to the finish."

'Don't give me any wrinkles.'

'I've just read my autobiography, now there is nothing to read.'

Autograph from a gymnast

'So you're writing a book about your career,'

"You may be more familiar with her maiden name, Kelly, Grace Kelly."

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

"Ignore him. He's the guy who's writing that unauthorized biography of me."

Like every Tuesday, Dirk spends the evening working on his biography on Wikipedia.

'Ghost Writers in the Sky.'

Andre Agassi

"It's a good sign that they asked for Milton Friedman's biography."

Donald Trump painting