Stand-up Historian T-Shirts

Explore t-shirts that showcase the humorous side of history. Great for stand-up historians who love to share laughs while recounting the past.

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"They must be planning to do a real number on us. It looks like they've brought along an accountant."

"They must be planning to do a real number on us. It looks like they've brought along an accountant." mockup

"They must be planning to do a real number on us. It looks like they've brought along an accountant."

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'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!' mockup

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

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Apples for sale

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1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted mockup

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

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Vlad the Impala

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"You're on a what?!"

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"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!" mockup

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

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'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.' mockup

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

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'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?' mockup

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

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"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..." mockup

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

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"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand." mockup

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

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"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?" mockup

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

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"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'" mockup

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

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The discovery of asparagus.

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'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!' mockup

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

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Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale. mockup

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

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"Right here's fine."

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Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels mockup

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

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'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.' mockup

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

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'How could you flunk stone shop?' mockup

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

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The Fall of Gnome

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The wooden clothes horse of Troy. mockup

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

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A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy. mockup

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

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Two Men Discuss Ministers.

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An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight. mockup

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

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Stonehenge Explained

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Stand-up Historian T-Shirts Collection

Stand-up Historian Mugs

Discover more witty and historical mugs—perfect for a stand-up historian who loves a good laugh with their coffee.

Stand-up Historian Pillows

Explore cozy pillows that add a humorous historical touch to any room—perfect for stand-up historians who like to relax in style.

Stand-up Historian Prints

Browse our selection of funny and insightful prints—great for adorning a historian's office or study with wit and wisdom.