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"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

'I was close to a breakthrough when the grant money ran out.'

"If there were cellphones at the Red Sea."

'Sorry, but we're looking for more diversity.'

'1066 - The Battle of Hastings - Harold gets history's biggest "something in the eye".'

'I'm just going for a walk. What could possibly happen because of that?'

'This is great! I had no idea it was a dinner cruise.'

Queen Elizabeth II

"Wait! Come Back!"

Wooden ship with large Advertising sails for Seasickness, scurvey, mutiney

Man invents dispute resolution.

'I have something to tell you, Moses...'

'Okay. We've domesticated the dog, but we're having a little trouble with the cat...'

"Can you stop that crap? The bison are on the move."

Tactless Abe

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'Me invent the wheel!'

"It's not that we don't think it's funny, it's just- does it fit in with our act?"

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Ancient Man with Computer Club.

'Today's Math lesson is...hey, who wrote junk on my Math board?'

'We need to have a shake-up!'

Stone henge swing.

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

Moses was dyslexic. . .

'Kiss me Hardy.'

Go to the Closet.

"Could I get it as an ebook?"

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

"They're prototypes. Eventually they'll be touchscreen."

'Er...nice tattoo, Oedipus.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"Next time, before buying expensive gifts, be sure there's enough money left to rent your own camels."