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The Modern Narcissus

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

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"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Vlad the Impala

"You're on a what?!"

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Right here's fine."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

The discovery of asparagus.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"Hipsters"

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.