Music Icon Gifts

Melba Liston

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Ringo Starr

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

David Bowie

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

"On the plus side, you're on the cover of all the major business publications."

Maria Teresa Vera

Elvis Presley

"Shaken."

Jimi Hendrix

Graceland

"Take me to David Bowie."

"Nice chords Wayne!"

Real men have facial hair.

"But, Mom, all my friends wear black...that's why we're so unique."

Moai wearing a spaceship for a hat

David Bowie

"Why do you always get to be the gay icon?"

"Honey, have you seen my pirate shirt?"

I can't believe it. My band's new album sold a million copies on iTunes. I'm rich! First thing I'm going to do is buy a mansion with twelve rooms, each with its own Playstation and Xbox that my butler will play for me. You might not want to spend any of that money just yet, little buddy. You might need it for the settlement. What settlement? I'm not sure it was entirely legal to name your album "Beyonce's New Album." I added "sarcastic quotes" around it, so it'll be fine.

John Lennon

Marketed music.

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

'It attracts females alright, but the Goth type...'

'I thought I spotted a UFO once, but it turned out to be Elvis.'

"I have to change my hair style again. My parents said they love it!"

"There is a difference, and I won't wear one."

Frank Zappa