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"But, Mom, all my friends wear black...that's why we're so unique."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

"On the plus side, you're on the cover of all the major business publications."

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

Melba Liston

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

Sly Fox

Urban Life.

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

Child with headphones at opera

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

'Just because everyone applauded when you dropped your lunch tray in the cafeteria, doesn't mean that you should pursue a career in show business.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

"A school's purpose is to excite, engage and stimulate its students' minds...or so I'm told."

'Aim for those kids that were laughing at us on our way up!'

"Make me look like this."

Rod Stewart

'The head of our script department!'

". . . I remember hair. . ."

Hoodie reading 'Crime and community service'.

"It's my youth, and I don't have to enjoy it if I don't want to."

"'Eternal yout' is one thing Simkins but what we have here is 'Arrested development'!"

"To be honest, a couple of years ago I picked an age and have stuck to it ever since."

"She's been a woman of indeterminate age for a very long time."

'I was nineteen here in Paris, once, but I was a stupid nineteen.'

"We need a fresh young face on the board. Simpkins, get some Botox injected."