Youth Nostalgic Gifts

". . . I remember hair. . ."

baby sweetcorn...

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

The Brothers Grime

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'He's maturing early.'

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Balloon Kids

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Serious Putty

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

Milk sideburns

Fade to black...

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

The Music Box

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Yoyos

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter