Youth Nostalgic T-Shirts

". . . I remember hair. . ."

baby sweetcorn...

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

The Brothers Grime

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Balloon Kids

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'He's maturing early.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Serious Putty

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

He wanted a different one.

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

Milk sideburns

Yoyos

The Music Box

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Fade to black...

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."