Youthful Nostalgia T-Shirts

Man considering a bust of his younger self

'Marry you? Maybe someday -- but not on a SCHOOL night.'

SEX EDUCATION, 'Believe me, you don't WANT to know!'

baby sweetcorn...

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

The Brothers Grime

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'He's maturing early.'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Balloon Kids

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

He wanted a different one.

Serious Putty

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

Milk sideburns

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter