Youthful Nostalgia Mugs

Man considering a bust of his younger self

'Marry you? Maybe someday -- but not on a SCHOOL night.'

SEX EDUCATION, 'Believe me, you don't WANT to know!'

baby sweetcorn...

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

The Brothers Grime

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Balloon Kids

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'He's maturing early.'

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Serious Putty

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

Milk sideburns

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Fade to black...

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

The Music Box