Youthful Nostalgia Enthusiast Gifts

Great gift ideas for the older man.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Balloon Kids

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Teddy Time Bears

He wanted a different one.

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

The Music Box

Fade to black...

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Flava Superba

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'