Youthful Nostalgia Enthusiast Pillows

Great gift ideas for the older man.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Balloon Kids

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Teddy Time Bears

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

Fade to black...

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

The Music Box

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Creepy Camp Stories.

Flava Superba

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"