Old-school Nostalgia Enthusiast Gifts

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Abacus.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Peace on Earth

Austin Powers

Flava Superba

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

"I'd like to make a return."

Psyche Delia

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

'My first tattoo...'

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck, without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less than manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and months at a time ... and never once grow anything more than a little stubble? I think maybe yo

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

"I'm beginning to doubt your computer skills, Frank. I was kind of okay with the bigger RAM, but your video card upgrade is from Blockbuster!"

'Creative right?'

Music. Sale Pop. Sale Bin. Wow! They're practically giving away these CD's from the 80's! Cher prices have plummeted!

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

"Can I call you back? I'm creating happy memories of my childhood for my father."

The architect speaks: '...I went back to my roots...this house is based on a drawing I did when I was six.'

Workers constructing barcodes

"He's my enabler."

Boy blowing at crackers.