Old-school Nostalgia Enthusiast Gifts

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Abacus.

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Austin Powers

Flava Superba

Psyche Delia

"I'd like to make a return."

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

'My first tattoo...'

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

"I'm beginning to doubt your computer skills, Frank. I was kind of okay with the bigger RAM, but your video card upgrade is from Blockbuster!"

'Creative right?'

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

The architect speaks: '...I went back to my roots...this house is based on a drawing I did when I was six.'

"Can I call you back? I'm creating happy memories of my childhood for my father."

"He's my enabler."

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

Workers constructing barcodes