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Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

Pirouettes

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

'They all want to play the star.'

Southwark Fair.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Scarpia from Tosca

Mikado

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Reginald Bunthorne

Falstaff

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Stephen Fry

Woman crying with happiness.

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Orchestra conductor

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"