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Two dancers in bejeweled skirt suits

'They all want to play the star.'

Southwark Fair.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Trump! The Musical

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"It's a play on words."

Mikado

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Reginald Bunthorne

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Falstaff

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Woman crying with happiness.

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Stephen Fry

Orchestra conductor

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Mensa Does Improv

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Music Hall Dancers

Moon

'I'm a star!'