Stage Fashion Lover Pillows

Two dancers in bejeweled skirt suits

'They all want to play the star.'

Southwark Fair.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Trump! The Musical

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"It's a play on words."

Mikado

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Reginald Bunthorne

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Falstaff

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Woman crying with happiness.

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Stephen Fry

Orchestra conductor

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Mensa Does Improv

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Music Hall Dancers

Moon

'I'm a star!'