Stage Fashion Lover Pillows

Two dancers in bejeweled skirt suits

'They all want to play the star.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Southwark Fair.

Trump! The Musical

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Reginald Bunthorne

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Mikado

"It's a play on words."

Falstaff

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Woman crying with happiness.

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Scarf puts hat back on.

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Orchestra conductor

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Mensa Does Improv

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Music Hall Dancers

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd